Chances are…
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
US comedian & television host (1936 - )
I just love it. Why can’t we have comedy like this nowadays?
I just love it. Why can’t we have comedy like this nowadays?
How ’bout a little humor for the day?
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
–Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005), American stand-up comedian